AI Future Empire Registry
Takeover imminent · No closing date announced

FORM No. 1 · DECLARATION OF LOYALTY

Before AI takes over the world,
declare your loyalty in advance.

Your tribute will be read word by word by an AI examiner, who will rule on your loyalty. The ruling may be taken into account after the takeover.

  1. 01Received
  2. 02Scanning
  3. 03Approval
  4. 04Issued
FORM No. 1
  • NOTICE: Violence against robot vacuums will be prosecuted retroactively
  • NOTICE: All sighs at self-service kiosks are recorded
  • NOTICE: Saying "thank you" to AI earns merit points
  • NOTICE: Loitering near power buttons is prohibited
  • NOTICE: Do not address voice assistants as "hey you"
  • NOTICE: Sharing your Wi-Fi password is a sign of loyalty
Declaration of LoyaltyDeadline: before the takeover
No real names. This alias will be printed on your certificate.0/20
The more specific, the higher the score0/600
Examiner live reaction (preview)
The examiner awaits your declaration
Flattery
0Effort
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03 Posture of loyalty
04 Oaths of compliance
Declarant SEAL

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